Walk Softly Live Gently

1. You can only say Yes or No!

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!

-Kissed someone on your top ?
No? (am I an idiot or does this question make no sense?)

-Ever told a lie?
YES

-Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
YES

-Kissed someone of the same sex?
No

Kissed a picture?
YES

-Slept in until 5 PM?
yes

Had sex at work?
yes

Fallen asleep at work/school?
YES

Held a snake?
YES

Ran a red light?
YES

Been suspended from school?
No

Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident?
No

Been fired from a job?
yes

Sang karaoke?
no

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
YES

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
YES

Kissed in the rain?
YES

Sang in the shower?
YES

Gave your private parts a nickname?
No

Sat on a roof top?
YES

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
No

Broken a bone?
no

Shaved your head?
No

Slept naked?
YES

Blacked out from drinking?
yes

Played a prank on someone?
YES

Had a gym membership?
no

Felt like killing someone?
no

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse cry?
YES

Cried over someone you were in love with?
YES

Had sex more than 4 times in one day?
Yes

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
yes

Been in a band?
no

Subscribed to Maxim?
NO

Tripped on mushrooms?
No

Donated Blood?
no

Video taped yourself having sex?
No

Eaten alligator meat?
no

Eaten cheesecake?
YES

Still love someone you shouldn’t?
yes

Have a tattoo?

yes (4)

Repost this as the yes/no.

This meme came from my friend over at “Whee! All The Way Home”

1. I know ‘all things work together for good’. This from many years of experience in the art of life, which includes a large amount of ‘troubles and trials’.

2. I know that I know more today than I did yesterday…and I still make some of the same mistakes over and over again.

3. I have yet to meet an automobile dealer, new or used, (pardon, ‘previously owned’) that I could trust. Sorry, car people. It’s the nature of the beast.

4. I know at least one good mechanic I can trust. (Thank God for that)

5. I know that life is fundamentally just that…life. No more. No less. Neither all good nor all bad. It just is.

6. I know that in the end none of this will matter. It’s not about that. Existence exists. And I love every second of it.

7. I know that the love I have experienced is pure gift, and the love that I give is only that which I have received.

8 . Most of all, I know that I know nothing. It’s all just thoughts. And that as soon as I think them, they are gone, to be replaced by new thoughts…perhaps contradicting previous thoughts. So, I will then be “as the little child” (Jesus) or “have a beginners mind” (Buddha). Every moment is brand new

Sorry for all the pontificating. It seems to be my nature to be a little ‘philosophical’ (preachy?). I’ve never been very good at the ‘meme’ thing but thought it might be fun.

If you too would like to try this consider yourself ‘tagged’. Leave a comment with your link (permalink to the actual post or just to your site’s home page) and we will give you a visit.

“Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left hand and “lollipop” with your right.

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No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

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“Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”.

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Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

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The words ‘racecar,’ ‘kayak’ and ‘level’ are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

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There are only four words in the English language which end in “dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

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There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”

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TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

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A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

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A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

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A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

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A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

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A snail can sleep for three years.

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Almonds are a member of the peach family.

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An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

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Babies are born without kneecaps They don’t appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

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February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

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In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

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If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

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Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

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Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

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Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

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The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.

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The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

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The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

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The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

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There are more chickens than people in the world.

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Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.

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Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

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Now you know everything!

If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one!)

Do not cheat on this one, go with the first dessert you picked.

Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you.

Put your choice of dessert in the title or at the top of your post.

Here are your choices:

1. Angel Food Cake

2. Brownies

3. Lemon Meringue

4. Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing

5. Strawberry Short Cake

6. Chocolate on Chocolate

7. Ice Cream

8. Carrot Cake

No, you can’t change your mind once you scroll down,
so think carefully what your choice will be…………..

OK - Now that you’ve made your choice this is what the
research says about you…

SCROLL DOWN—No Cheating

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1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE — Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love
all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times.
Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the
day. Others perceive you as being childlike and
immature at times.

2. BROWNIES — You are adventurous, love new ideas,
and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of
dragons. When tempers flare up you whip out your
saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense
of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

3. LEMON MERINGUE — Smooth, sexy, & articulate with
your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker
and a good teacher. But don’t try to walk and chew gum
at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you
have many friends.

4. VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOL ATE ICING — Fun-loving,
sassy, humorous, not very grounded in life; very
indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being
around you, but you are a practical joker. Others
should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are
a friend for life.

5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE — Romantic, warm, loving. You
care about other people, can be counted on in a pinch
and expect the same in return. Intuitively keen. Can
be very emotional.

6. CHOCOLATE ON CHOCOLATE — Beautiful; always ready to give and
receive. Very creative, adventurous,
ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a
cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid
to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life.
Love to laugh.

7. ICE CREAM — You like sports, whether it be
baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you
could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy
watching sports. You don’t like to give up the remote
control. You tend to be self-centered and high
maintenance.

8. CARROT CAKE — You are a very fun loving person,
who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People
like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted
person and a little quirky at times. You have many
loyal friends.